История вдъхновена от…грозна кола

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Здравейте, отдавна не съм писала понеже динамиката на живота не ми позволяваше, а вниманието ми беше пренасочено към други измерения на изкуството – четенето, рисуването и филмите.

Тъй като, обаче, понякога, още от дете сарказмът намира проявление чрез мен, днес се радвам да споделя с вас една история, която беше вдъхновена от…една от най-грозните коли на света. Също така искам да благодаря на хората, които коментираха снимката с въпросната кола – без техните реакции и хубавото сутрешно кафе тази история нямаше да просъществува….поне не в този вид.

Ето го и началото на въпросната история:

„Отива Ангелкова с компания на проверка на подпорната стена….
…паркира тази кола пред обекта и слиза по джапанки с чорапи.
Усмивката и се изпарява, когато я молят да плати за паркинг…., но Бойко Борисов идва с електрически автомобил от шеринга чак от София, понеже се е скарал с отговорниците за държавните бензиностанции, следователно още преди него е пристигнал дрона на президента, понеже е по-бърз и натам действието ще стане по-динамично в стилна филм на Гай Ричи. Божков ги чака на плажа, пиейки „мeдвед пришол-медвед ушол“….докато бавно към тях се задава Мегз, която слиза от яхта в рокля за 10 000 евро от 51-вата си фалирала фирма, докато пие модерно блъди мери, в което доматения сок е заменен със сок от алое, а целината с карамелизирани водорасли за подмладяване и идва да си довърши първия урок по боравене с бор машина по джантите на Ангелакова….

….важна подробност е, че действието започва в четвъртък сутрин, защото на рецепция ги посреща Мутафчийски. Осъзнал оскърбителния си тон и чувстващ се пренебрегнат в динамиката на последните събития ги посреща с репликата: „Дами и господа, свалете маските и се почерпете с боза и нафора“, като начало на мирните преговори, които започва. Той моли вместо хороскопа на мястото на брийфингите, да му отпуснат да казва прогнозата за времето, понеже след извънредното положение това е най-променливо в страната и би разгърнало потенциала му на съобщаващ за всекидневните неадекватни промени….
Докато текат преговорите Мегз вече е успяла да спука гумата на Ангелакова вместо тунинг и понеже гумата не е щраусово яйце (като тези, които развали с бор машина в „Черешката на тортата“ преди години и ги изхвърли в тоалетната….ако не сте гледали въпросния епизод силно ви препоръчвам да го гледате във ВиБокс….ако вече съм Ви го препоръчвала сигурно съм Ви разказвала защо освен от мутро-барока и простотията съм толкова впечатлена от нея…) и запушва тоалетната. Мегз решава вместо да извика майстор да се покрие в най-близката стая с телевизор. Натиска дистанционното и с учудване вижда Юлиян Вергов, участващ в предаване на живо от Великобритания. Той съобщава скръбната вест, че патиците от „Мисия Лондон“ са мигрирали заедно с лошото време в Борисовата градина…“

Очаквайте продължение!

Очаквайте преди продължението на тази история да запазя идейната линия на блога. Надявам се да съм Ви разсмяла поне малко, въпреки че кратките абстрактни вицове обикновено са по-ефективни.

А до тогава ще се радвам, тъй като имам малко читатели, да не ме цензурират. Не пиша за ничий вестник, но държа да кажа, че на реалните герои от нашата история щеше да им върви повече, ако не затриваха свободата на словото в страната. Ясно е, че нито гражданите, нито свободните журналисти, нито дори всички въоражени в страната не могат да преборят мафията, но за толкова години лъжи нашите анимационни герои е крайно време да разберат, че имат необходимост от достойни противници….не за друго, най-малкото за коректив. Бойко следващия път вместо да дава видеоматериал, като си плати на поредната лека дама дори от нея може да получи малко акъл (и то на неговото ниво на общуване) за по-добра комуникация и изказвания, докато тя дава 99% от парите си на собственика на въпросния публичен дом, с които той ще си купи най-новото Гранд чероки, което е минало нелегално със 100 кг нискокачествено Бело през граница за дилъра на някой от нашите герои, на който са платили допълнително да очисти в случайна катастрофа журналист….примерно. Курвенски номер е да ти продадат нещо, което не искаш (когато става въпрос за „извиване на ръце“, не за реклама) за да продължат да работят с теб, но хората, които движат законната икономика попадат в такива ситуации, виждат че са им извили ръцете и продължават. Лошото е, че за разлика от тях мафията и актуалните вип-ове и контрабандисти се държат безпардонно до степен на тотална глупост, в която не забелязват, че дори 7 годишно дете би се изказвало по-уважително към народа, с който се подиграват. Мили анимационни герои, имате необходимост от корективи, които сами си забранявате в името на играта и по-лошо и основно, на Вашите схеми. Не от мен, разбира се – аз съм просто дизайнер, любителка художничка и ценителка на всички изкуства….7 годишното в историята, което ви напомня, че много взе да ви личи, че доста от първите 7 години ви липсват и което още преди 10-11 години се е отказало да говори по такива теми…;-)

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